thebeastfromthebigeast:

quackenbuschlight:

i remember one time this dude sent me a shirtless pic with the caption “lol maybe u can save this for a rainy day ;)”

and i was like “for what? to keep me dry? because that’s what it’s doing right now”

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(via heart)

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21 hours ago

draggedqueens:

THIS IS SO INSPIRATIONAL I HAVE TEARS IN MY EYES

(Source: maliatastes, via bearsdenvevo)

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1 day ago
worldofkeana:

falsi:

this is my favorite gif and i did not expect this

Omfg I love this

worldofkeana:

falsi:

this is my favorite gif and i did not expect this

Omfg I love this

(Source: thesochillnetwork, via heartscanbreakbutlifegoeson)

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Posted
1 day ago

natevaluate:

when he suddenly cum in your face without telling you

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(via heart)

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Posted
1 day ago

you aint shit if you leaked someones nudes when they trusted you with them

(Source: mnagos, via in-puris-naturalibus)

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Posted
1 day ago

letmelickyournipples:

my sister borrowed my laptop so i checked the history and it was this picture refreshed 246 times image

(via heart)

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Posted
2 days ago

unsaturated-mangravy:

I think that if they make abortion illegal, they should make men deserting women who they got pregnant illegal as well. Because if a woman can’t back out of a pregnancy a man shouldn’t be able to either.

(Source: unsaturated-mangravy, via breakfast-with-satan)

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Posted
2 days ago

lloveyou:

liking someone’s selfie takes two seconds and it boosts their self esteem by 203948204

(Source: lloveyou, via lindzee29)

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Posted
1 month ago

stuck-in-the-frondzone:

enures:

If I punch myself and it hurts, am I too weak or too strong?

Holy fuck this messed me up

(via heart)

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Posted
1 month ago

surprisebitch:

so i have a friend and he just had sex then he said that when he was about to release, he pulled out of the girl and he quite panicked and there was a potted plant beside the couch so he went there and came onto the plant

ever since then, we call him “fertilizer man”

(Source: surprisebitch, via breakfast-with-satan)

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Posted
1 month ago

the-maybe-dead-cats:

I used to hate sleeping because it’s just like being unconscious for eight hours but now I love sleep because it’s just like being unconscious for eight hours

(via zackisontumblr)

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Posted
1 month ago
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